An average homo sapien sleeps 8 hours a day. This was a random thought on my mind on an awful boring day at the office. If a person has slept 8 hours a day for 25 years of life, he has slept for an average of 33% of his life. Almost around 8 years out of 25.

๐—ฆ๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿด ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€, It was a moment of solid โ€œI just want to restart my lifeโ€ kind of moment as I came to the realization that at least I have slept 10 to 12 years of my life at this rate. Most days I sleep at least 12 hours. Yes, I was born sleepy and any day anytime if I ain’t working or reading or gaming, you could find me sleeping peacefully at any time of the day. I mean I could be out doing drugs but here I am hibernating and causing no trouble.

girl sleep

๐—ข๐—ž ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ, Iโ€™m not a jobless freak who waste all my life sleeping. I have a cool job; I earn for myself. Been independent for as long as I know and moved out of home at the age of 20 successfully with a paid job and ongoing studies and blah blah. I did finish my studies and managed to keep the job too. Sometimes Iโ€™m surprised I mean I know I slept most of the time but damn son you made it. Imagine if I had slept for just 8 hours and managed the rest of the time to do something resourceful? Anyway, ill be doing a day job and trying to earn a living. What? Those who only sleep 8 hours a day, are you like the president of the country now? Pffft. Even Srilankan president sleeps at 10 pm nobody mentioned what time he wakes up so I hope he sleeps for the rest of his tenure too.

working girl

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ I was supposed to sit for my ordinary levels, my school attendance was 28%. Yeah yeah, I slept in most days because I was too lazy to wake up. But I did all my semester exams and was able to keep my rank at 3rd place always. There was no going up, nor down. Always 3. I didnโ€™t want to try either because 3 was gooood.
Iโ€™m a good listener. I decided that was not something to be proud of later in life because thatโ€™s where I choose all the wrong men in my life simply because I was listening too much. Anyway so the days I was at school, 100% attendance on sports meet period and rest rainy days or whatever, I managed to grab what was taught.

๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด? Thatโ€™s what I have been born for right. But I actually lost my sleep and appetite for 2 freaking days when I heard that I might have to go to school for another year because I cannot sit for ordinary levels with 28% attendance. What the actual F? Oh, hell no Iโ€™m not going to school for another year whatโ€™s the point anyway Iโ€™m not gonna get any better at attending itself? It wasnโ€™t like they didnโ€™t know already because one day Iโ€™m absent and the principal will know Iโ€™m not at school out of more than 15000 students because he always used to say I wonder why the school wasnโ€™t in chaos yesterdays and then figured you werenโ€™t at schoolโ€ Thatโ€™s a different part with many adventurous and suspensions type of dangerous stories which I donโ€™t want to talk. Lol

high school kids

๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜†๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†, thatโ€™s where my number three worked miracles. I clearly remember the moment I got my appetite back and felt like sleeping in the principalโ€™s office because my math teacher and science teacher signed in for me saying โ€œno issue she can write the exam โ€œnote. They were confident that I do best. Now due to my 23 months of living off breast milk as I told in my last story, I was surprisingly good at multiplication tables and calculations. There was this one guy in my class and we were the first to solve anything written on the board and use the free time to sleep. Well, I donโ€™t know what he did but I slept.

sleep on the desk

๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ I even slept on my French paper in ordinary level exam day because, well it was French and I didnโ€™t understand a thing. But I just drew a nice portrait at the back of the page just in case somebody would feel impressed and decides to not to fail me. Yeah, that didnโ€™t work!
Miracles are nice! Oh, I wasnโ€™t even interested in the results I mean I didnโ€™t really know what was wrong with me because I wasnโ€™t really interested in that academic stuff or serious stuff until I was out of campus holding a degree. Donโ€™t anybody ask me how because I donโ€™t know? I was drunk through half of it and slept the rest. Oh, and yeah, I passed my ordinary levels too with one F you know the subject now and rest with A, Bs, and C.

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ I didnโ€™t take anything seriously until I finished my higher studies, what I meant was I just did for the sake without an effort. I hibernated half of my life through it now Iโ€™m out, in the real world, looking sideways holding a diploma and wondering, do I just give this paper cylinder to anybody and get a job just like that or should I just go back to sleep? so what next? It was one tough decision to make between now that I must move out of the house so that I can enjoy my life alone and have some fun, party, road trip, come home late and watch TV until I want to. Omg, it all was so exciting and couldnโ€™t wait so I went home and slept!

graduated girl

๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ โ€œ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜โ€ ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ (because I overslept) ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ after finishing some important work, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—œ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€. ๐— ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ต!

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